Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse. On Craigslist, Bill saw a Christian horse so he went to check it out. When Bill got to the ranch, the horse’s owner said “It’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord’ to make him go, and ‘Amen’ to make him stop.”
Bill got on the horse and said “Praise the Lord.” the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord” and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: “AMEN.” The horse stops and Bill says: “Whew! Praise the Lord!”